I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

strong contender for worst youtube comment i’ve ever seen

this website has done nothing but brainwash some of you and i truly genuinely weep for your futures

Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza


i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah


actually no my blog is not safe for work because if anyone sees you on my blog at work they’ll know you’re a fucking weeb and that’s dangerous

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

- Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via scribbledwings)


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Flashing Lights


Kanye West - Flashing Lights


Creamy Mami (1983)