scatterbug said: why u mad at m e ? ? ? ?____?????

because u like league you fui ckign NERD

why can’t thesis statements just pop into my head. why is this process so hard. it’s a sentence. this one sentence is keeping me awake and ruining my life. my family is being torn apart. my village is in ruins. no one will survive

friendfrog:

if plane tickets were ten dollars i would fight every one of my mutuals

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

spookiakuchiki replied to your post: i have one hour to write a 5 page essa…

we get to laugh at their stupidity and hijinks and laughter makes the world go ‘round. that adds value to everyday life

i’m going to write “make a sex tape and maybe you’ll become famous” in 96 pt font. there. done

i have one hour to write a 5 page essay on how keeping up with the kardashians adds value to everyday life uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said: whats your favourite piece of classical music?

rapmonsters:

gee by snsd

me beginning of day: I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day: still in bed rotting away

freedying:

nature how do you just casually do this

dannyaviclan:

*after I give someone a blowjob*

well that’s the end of this blowjob remember to rate the blowjob comment the blowjob and subscribe if you wanna have blowjobs similar to this one see ya

karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

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